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Words Of Wisdom

A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:

 

1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women’s deodorant.

She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single.
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, No, you are just freaking ugly!

 

Sometimes we try to read to far into things that can be clearly understood if you just cut the crap and see things for what they are.  The question of commonsense is always “what is it good for?” - A question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage.  A word to the wise is infuriating.

 

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