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| Child In Corner To Exact Revenge As Soon As He Gets Out |
| By The Onion |
| Published: 08/28/2006 |
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Repeat offender serving seven-to-10-minute sentence SEATTLEDaniel Barriault is serving a time-out for a crime the 5-year-old claims he didn't commit. Charged with possession of three Oreo cookies only a half-hour before supper and sentenced to a bare 8-by-12-inch bedroom corner for eight minutes, Barriault has had just one thing on his mind while waiting for his release. One thing and three people. "Just a little while longer now," said Barriault, who slowly counted down his corner term to 20 before becoming confused and having to start all over again. "I've learned my lesson, but what they don't realize is that their lesson has not even yet begun." After four failed getaway attempts into the basement, Barriault was apprehended early Monday evening by household penal authorities Mommy and Daddy, likely operating on an anonymous tip from the "queen of all snitches," Barriault's older sister, Ashley, 7. "I may have been innocent when they put me in here, but I'm sure as heck not innocent now," said Barriault, who has served time-outs for a wide range of offenses over the years, including public misconduct, second-degree assault of a sibling, and vandalism misdemeanors when only 17 months old. "They took eight minutes of my life away, eight minutes of playtime I'll never get back, eight minutes of cartoons I'll never get the chance to experienceand for that, they will pay." Read more. If link has expired, check the website of the article's original news source. |
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