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| The 10 differences between being <b>AT WORK </b> Vs. being <b>IN PRISON</b> |
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| Published: 05/29/2009 |
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The 10 differences between being at work Vs being in Prison Email of the Day: 1. IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. 2. IN PRISON you get three meals a day. AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. 3. IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. 4.IN PRISON a Corrections Officer locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. 5. IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 6. IN PRISON you get your own toilet. AT WORK you have to share. 7. IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends. 8. IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. 9. IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. 10. IN PRISON there are wardens who tell you what to do. AT WORK they are called managers. Have we missed any? |
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