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| Hey, there’s thuggage in your luggage! |
| By reuters.com |
| Published: 07/07/2011 |
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Indeed, but it was complicated this year. A last-minute entry snatched the title from someone I thought had an absolute lock on it. So? So? The winner is? Some guy who tried to escape from a Mexican prison zipped up in a suitcase, after a conjugal visit by his girlfriend. How did this EVER seem like a good plan? I mean, was his visitor going to say, “Guards, I’m ready to go now. Say, can you help me with this extremely large, bulging suitcase I brought in for a one-hour conjugal visit?” “Si, Señorita! This is a VERY fine suitcase! This is the kind you can push down the stairs, like this, and shoot with a pistol, like this, and set on fire, like this, and it still works, no?” We have photos of this bozo all contorted as they open the suitcase. I presume the monumental stupidity of his scheme is just sinking in. Read More. |
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